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The Burn Pile

Drop your dead-weight software in the pit
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What's your unused software really costing you?

Throw it on the pile and find out. Tap the subscriptions bleeding you dry, watch the number climb, and get a free receipt that names every dollar. No email required to see the damage.

What's draining you?

➕ Something not on the list?
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Tap what's draining you. Nothing on the pile yet.

YOUR ANNUAL BURN — ITEMIZED
What these tags mean
🔥 Torch itDrop it completely — Claude already does this. No new tool, no new bill.
⚒️ Rebuild leanSwap it for a lean version you build once and own — a fraction of the cost, no per-task fees, nobody holding your data hostage.
🛡️ Keep itWorth keeping — just stop paying for the bloated add-ons.

The exact build behind every "torch" and "rebuild" here? That's what we make together in the Foundation.

Real talk — my way isn't free. It runs on one AI subscription (I use Claude). But one ~$20 subscription replacing a pile of overpriced ones is the entire point.

Your Escape Plan 🗺️

Based on your pile, your biggest win is in your stack. The full escape plan walks you tool-by-tool through what to torch, what to rebuild lean, and the exact Claude setup that replaces the whole mess.

  • The one-subscription stack that does the work of five
  • Copy-paste prompts so you skip the "what do I even type" wall
  • The keep / rebuild / torch call for every tool you tossed in
  • Where the small leaks hide once the big ones are out
Drop a real email so the escape plan has somewhere to land.
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Your escape plan's on its way 🔥

Check your inbox — your escape plan is shooting through the brass tubes right now. A clockwork goblin is hand-delivering it as we speak.

When you're ready to stop renting your stack and actually own it, the Foundation is where we build the whole thing together.